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“A piss-poor guide to the bathrooms of downtown CoMo,” April 2017 (The research process for this piece was a little…crappy)

MOVE Gift Guide: Passive-aggressive gifts for all your ‘friends,’” December 2015 (A guide to finding the best gifts for the worst people)

“Filling holes in the ‘doughnut’ vs. ‘donut’  debate,” September 2015 (tongue-in-cheek linguistic analysis)

“Pizza Tree > Shakespeare’s: A Shakespearean sonnet,” September 2015 (How better to express my dislike for a local restaurant called Shakespeare’s Pizza than a Shakespearean sonnet?)

“Hot Box clinches the crown in Columbia cookie comparison,” September 2015 (humorous review of two competing cookie bakeries)

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Mizzou Tiger SCAT

(Satirical campus site)

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